somebody snuck up and got me drunk
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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