She's JV to your varsity
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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