Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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