it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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