no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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