gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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