Sponge bath it is.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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