What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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