Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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