And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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