Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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