If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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