i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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