It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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