David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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