I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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