Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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