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The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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