5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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