There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Randomize
