No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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