why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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