That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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