Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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