Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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