can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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