I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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