Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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