I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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