we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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