Dignity is for republicans.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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