Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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