I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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