that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
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This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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