Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
whose ass print is on the piano?
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Im part way to drunk.
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