If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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