sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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