I wannas sexs uuuuu
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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