So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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