I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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