I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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