dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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