kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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