whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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