No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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