We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Let's get the cat blown out
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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