I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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