your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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