i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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