i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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